With all the Elliot Spitzer news and gossip in high gear (around his participation in the high-class prostitution ring Emperor's Club and subsequent resignation as Governor of New York) we noticed one of our users used it as an opportunity for a comic break:Jiggylicious posted an entertaining story on Experience Project titled "Top 10 Signs Your Husband Is Part of a High-Class Prostitution Ring." I've reproduced the top 10 list below. Enjoy!
10. He leaves wads of cash on your bedside table after sex.
9. He frequently has voice messages from women with names like Maya, Avalon, and Svetlana.
8. The receptionists at the Mayflower Hotel all know him by name and bill your room by the hour.
7. $31,000 charges show up on your American Express statement from "Emperor's Mattress Warehouse"
6. You find him up at night watching Pretty Woman and crying for Richard Gere's character.
5. He rates restaurants and movies in terms of how many "diamonds" they deserve.
4. Justifies a hike in state taxes to pay for rising costs of service workers.
3. He starts getting bulk discounts for expensive gifts from Tiffany's.
2. He changes his relationship status on Facebook to "it's expensive."
Check out the story for the top reason! And then add your own!
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